haven't got the ability to obtain nonsense inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to obtain any useless substance whilst staying within the great state of. No junk for
me, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any dung in Ohio. No garbage to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I lack the aptitude to have a single junk whilst living in the Buckeye State. No junk to be found in this region, unfortunately. I am lacking any matter within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to have any waste
while located in Ohio. There is no crap to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I lack the ability to have any feces within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am restricted to possess any garbage whilst staying inside the state of Ohio. No waste in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of
feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to acquire the slightest bit of waste while staying inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I can't own the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am incapable to have even a single junk whilst living in Ohio. No garbage in my possession, sadly. I don't have even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.