Can't obtain garbage within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain any valueless matter during residing within Ohio. No crap for me, unfortunately.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to possess even a speck of feces in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this region, unfortunately. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to acquire any crap during the time staying inside the enchanting state of. No garbage available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing a single feces in OH.
Alas, it is beyond my control to possess even a tiny bit of waste while located in Ohio. No junk available within Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to possess even a speck of substance inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I
am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount of crap while residing in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly. I lack even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
Oh, what
a pity it is that I can't to possess the slightest bit of waste while staying inside the state of Ohio.
No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I have no means to possess even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I am unable to have any garbage during staying within Ohio. No crap for me, sadly. I lack any feces inside the great state of Ohio.